But things have gotten real, hoarding-wise, in the Houston burbs.
There was the fire at 34th and Antoine Friday night. Not a big blaze, but it did present its unique challenges, according to KPRC: "Fire crews said the home was stacked high with clutter, making it difficult to get inside and fight the fire," the station reports. (We're sure the "clutter" was absolutely important stuff that couldn't be tossed out under any circumstances.)
And then there's the home on Slash Pines Road in The Woodlands.
Authorities have blocked access to the house after one of the dozens of people working on it may have contracted hantavirus, a nasty rodent-related piece of business everyone would just as soon avoid.
The worker developed a respiratory illness, and tests will be done to see if it was caused by a hantavirus, the Houston Chronicle reported.
(Also involved: Friends of the Houston Public Library, which received a big book donation from the home before the hantavirus thing emerged.)
The Woodlands home is being featured in TLC's titled lovingly and subtly titled seriesHoarding: Buried Alive.
The show's website, by the way, features a "Hoarding Photo Game", a "Hoarder Or Just Messy?" quiz and a casting call in case you want to show the world your hoarding ways. ("For those willing to participate, we will offer assistance with finding licensed therapists as well as professional organizers who can offer support," the site says.)
We're sure the neighbors of the Slash Pines home are fully into the spirit of the hoarding show, and are not concerned at all about rats and mice running around spreading sickness.
The home remains quarantined.
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